Kinky Calgary

I'm a bit behind so I'll have to make a few entries today.

Two weeks ago I made another trip down to Calgary to visit my sister. I arrived on Friday night just in time for Kink Night at a club called Detours. It was very interesting to say the least.

We met at my sister's friend Amber's place since she lives only a few blocks from Detours and got "all kinked up" together. I wore basically the same outfit I wore to body perv (black leather skirt with rivets and lacing up the sides, and a very revealing lace up black PVC top) and my sister gave me this crazy hairdo. It was basically really bad bead head, all teased and hair-sprayed all over the place, but it turned out pretty cool.

My sister surprised me in her little black corset, black lace panties, fish nets, and knee high boots! She looked hot though and her husband was quite pleased! He wore leather pants and a chain mail tank top, and was a big hit with the ladies at the bar. They kept coming up to him to touch his metal shirt while my sister stood beside him trying not to laugh.

The bar was really interesting. It consisted of four large rooms, like completely separate bars though they were all painted black and contained people in various states of dress (or undress). The rooms were joined by a maze of hallways and washrooms. One room seemed to be only accessible through a unisex washroom with no door though I'm sure there was another entrance somewhere that I missed.

The crummy thing was they were not strict on the dress code and a very large portion of the people there were wearing normal clothes, how boring. One guy though was all creeped out in a full face hood, harness, and not much else. I don't know if he could even see, but I guess it didn't matter as he was on leash.

Two of the rooms had stages, and shows were going on most of the night alternating between the stages. The one in the main room was a drag queen show but he chose such crappy music that his lip synch show wasn't very good. On the other stage the shows were much kinkier. At one point this man and woman, naked from the waist up, had their ankles bound together and they were strung upside down from the ceiling for a whipping. They were hugging each other so occasionally the whipper would tear them apart by their hair and let them crash together again.

In another room people were lying face down and tied to the pool table, then being whipped with chains....Hard. Hard enough that they were leaving with large welts....Now how can that be fun??

At around 1:30 or so we'd had out fill and decided to head home. We'd left all our stuff at Amber's though, and though we'd just seen her a moment ago she was nowhere to be found. We wandered back to her place in the hopes that she was there but no luck. We tried to find a phone so we could call her cell, but there were no pay phones in the area and no one wanted to help us out looking the way we did. After half an hour we finally found someone who let us use her cell and we left a message for amber to come home. Then we waited, and waited, with no jackets, for an hour. We didn't understand where she could have gone dressed as a naughty cop but apparently she forgot about us and went off to a party....a very cold hour later she finally came home.

Apart from the waiting in the cold so we could get our car keys and go home, we had a pretty good time. My sister said she wouldn't go again though. I would go to body perv again, but probably not that place, it wasn't as fun.

If Hello's stupid Bloggerbot would let me sign in I'd post some pictures, but it's being really stubborn. Damned computers

The rest of the week-end was much tamer. Andrea had a work thing to go to on Saturday night so I went to a BBQ with her friend Amy, then out drinking with her friend Nancy. We had so much fun! The first bar we went to had Celtic music and they were just winding down the lobster bake they'd had earlier. When we got drunker the smell of lobster got a bit sickening and we decided to try another bar. On our way out we nearly wet ourselves laughing though when we went to the women's washroom and found someone had set one of the plastic decorative crabs free in one of the toilets. It was made extra funny by copious amounts of alcohol.

We decide to go next door to Cowboys where we drank upside down shooter and had boobs shoved in our faces. Nice! Andrea was supposed to come meet us but never did so I had the task of finding my way home at 3:00 in the morning. Luckily Nancy lived fairly close to her and we shared a cab most of the way and I made it home ok.

Sunday Andrea and her Husband took me to the zoo. It was overcast so all the animals were really a active and they had just completed a few new exhibits. We had a really nice day, though if you want to know what gross is, go watch the hippos eating hay. It was gag inducing gross!

I stayed on an extra night so we could watch movies on their enormous movie screen. They just got a rear view projector (something like that) which plays DVD's on a screen as big as their den wall. It was so amazing to watch movies at home on such a big screen! I'll have to visit more often!